Different Type's Of Pussy

LAZY PUSSY-
This is when there is no movement on the woman's part except trying to stop full thrust of the dick into the pussy. She says faster; faster but still is not putting any effort into the action at hand.

THE WENDY'S WINDOW PUSSY-
This is the girl you pick up around 12:30 am, when everyone is sleeping and she knows that you are coming so she is waiting by the door. You don't have to beep the horn or call her from the car because she knows the deal. She usually is not the best looking girl. You are never seen with this girl in public places and you hate that she mentions your name to her friends. There is no reason to ask how your day was because it is too late for conversation. It is all agreed upon before she even gets in the car. Nine out of ten times, there is no talk of relationship, because that might spoil the mood.

THE CONQUERED PUSSY-
This is the girl who teased you for about two or three years and finally you do get your chance and you please the pussy in a way it has never been pleased before. Now, you have this girl calling you and wondering when y'all can HOOK-UP again. There is no pussy better than THE CONQUERED PUSSY.
July 15, 2010 3:55 PM
BP tha G.E.E.K. said...

THE ALL-INCLUSIVE PUSSY-
This is when you get all the benefits of sex. The pussy is yours for the taking. Whether it is night or day, still in her church dress type pussy. The pussy smells like roses even after sex and taste better than candy. Not only is the pussy yours whenever or wherever you want it; she gives you ALL the sexual favors you can imagine. The head is tremendous, the kind that you write your niggas in jail about and she can handle the dick when you hit from the back. To top it off, she is not scared to take it in the ass. This is in close running with THE CONQUERED PUSSY for the best pussy to ever get.
ACTUALLY...I THINK THIS IS THE BEST PUSSY TO GET BECAUSE IT'S ALL YOURS AND NO-ONE ELSE'S! BITCH. LOL MUTHA FUCK A CONQUERED PUSSY.

THE OUT OF TOWN PUSSY-
This is the pussy you met on the last trip you and the fellas took. She only keeps in touch via email & text and she does not want a long distance relationship. She visits only at your discretion and always comes alone but is always willing to bring a friend. She is number one when you go back to that city and only wants to have lunch to catch up on missed conversation. THE OUT OF TOWN PUSSY is necessary for the traveling single man.

THE FRUSTRATION PUSSY-
This is the girl you call when you need to let some loose. You decide to call her when your day at work is miserable. You may even set this up before leaving work or on the way home. The only reason for this activity to take place is to get your mind off of other things. Afterwards, you might even think to yourself and say why did I just do that. The girl who is receiving the dick usually doesn't mind because she doesn't get much action to begin with. THE FRUSTRATION PUSSY is sometimes THE WENDY'S WINDOW PUSSY.

THE FREQUENT FLIER PUSSY-
This is the girl you know is fucking around, but you just don't care. She has lubrications that are half way used already. She always has condom wrappers in the bathroom trash and beer in the fridge. The only reason why you keep fucking because it's good, she's not bad looking and there could never be a relationship. It has not been proven, but she could have fucked one of the guys you use to go to school with. The pussy is not loose, but it is not THE HANDS ON THE HIPS PUSSY. I'll get to that later.

TIME TO GO PUSSY-
This is the pussy that when the pants come off of her you can smell a foul odor from a mile away. Now Fellas if this happens it is not even worth the two bars of soap it will take to get rid of the stench left on your dick. This occurs with girls you bring home from the club, so to avoid this, take a good wiff while in the car with her or better yet invite her to take a shower with you.

THE TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT PUSSY-
This is the girl everyone expects you to fuck. You haven't touch her because she either has a big mouth, lives next door or is a close friend of the family's relative. There is also a chance that she is all three. She is cute but you know the consequences. She continues to tease you with the pussy and at any moment when the both of you are alone, she lets you know that she wants to fuck. The best thing to do is fuck her friend.
Last but not least...

THE HANDS ON THE HIPS PUSSY-
This is the girl that you fucked only one time because she could not handle the dick. No matter what position y'all tried, she complains that it hurts. Not only is she screaming like you are murdering the woman, but she puts her hands on your hips so that you can't get your full stroke-on. It is like fucking with half of your dick. She does not know the proper way to suck dick so there is no pleasure there and doggy style to her is just Snoop's first album. This is by far the worst pussy a man can get.

What Is Your Type...

Haven t wrote in a while, so bare with me...

Everyone likes what they like, or has a preference some are typecast (i like my person with a big butt, big dick, blond hair blue eyes, long hair etc etc) but when is "your type a reality" and when does it become a hindrance to your personal happiness? I mean everyone wants that eye candy! the one they can step out on the scene with and all eyes on you... the one with the wow factor, but in my experience one who looks good and draws all the attention, usually 9 times out of ten ain't the one for you... ie (they cheat/womanizers/whores) but most ppl know this and yet chase after the BOMBSHELL OR THE SHOWSTOPPER.. do they really think it's going to work or they go along for the ride? meanwhile the average to below male/female that is t-shirts and jeans no make up, keeps there hair unkempt but has all the good things going for them selfs (Job,education,housing) no baggage, like no kids, no baby mothers/fathers get little to no attention.
why is that? society now wants us to be all glamor and no substance... and for you who read this and "say no i dont do that", i'd call you A BOLD FACE FUCKING LIAR... we are all guilty of it.. i know i have done things in the past just to get approval from my friends.. u know stop talking to the not so cute girl, as soon as her friend or someone that looks better comes along.. it happens from all walks of life, celebs do it just recently former Giant Tiki Barber left his wife of 9 years who was also pregnant for the young intern, ruined his married life now he's coming back to play football because he has no money to pay for the divorce (he deserves that shit) Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston who is ok (not in to white girls personally) for Angelina Jolie (she looks dead to me) but Angelina is the hotter chic in the media.. it's rare someone is with someone for the long haul, but that is another story for another day... i mean don't ppl know karma is a bitch and what goes around comes around...

i mean so what if your mate is not what society wants... u always have to ask your these questions

A. does he or she make me happy?
B. does he or she offer stability?
C. chasing something that you built from the ground up worth losing?

i mean we're all born to die and won't be young forever (except me i'm immortal) so we won't be the hot young tender in the club or bar so we all can be easily replaced)

so my questions to you readers are
What is Your Type?
Do You Stick to your preferences like is it a must or do you freelance?
3. have you given up the gold for the fools gold? and if so how did you recover or how did it happen..

Thanks..

I really like u but youve never known it.. and I cant say who i am.. U have to guess.. Make a profile at www.tinyurl.com/6h8zasy then search for FreekyGeeky and look at the body pix.. guess who i am

stop it

Ask me anything

Who is on your mind right now?

well you of course darling< and oh yeah Benjamin Franklin

Ask me anything

A Lil Poem

Absolutely Wonderful

You ask me if I care

But how could I forget

The day you came into my life

The day we met

It all happened sudden

And unexpectantly

Maybe because you're wonderful

Absolutely

Your heart has been broken

Yet you ask me for a chance

Even though I wasn't ready

I was taken by first glance

It seemed too good to be true to me

I guess because you're wonderful

Absolutely

So meaningful to me

Are your spoken words

Your beautiful mind and soul

Are truly unheard of

The connection was apparent

As if we were meant to be

Because you are wonderful

Absolutely

I knew you were special

From the warmth of your heart

And it's sad to believe

That we would be apart

But somehow I know

The right wonderful Dude will see

How wonderful you are

Absolutely

open relationships/friendships

Opeen Relationships/Friendships
Current mood: annoyed
Category: Romance and Relationships

Open Friendships and Relationships, are a good idea in theory, but i have learned it can be a double edged sword, especially when you and the other party, are just suppose to be strictly friends and nothing more. but in the end when time is put in and you met each others kin folk and even had sexual relations from time 2 time, someone is bound to catch feelings, and when that occurs thats when it gets all complicated, when one person stops paying attention 2 u or suddenly lacks time for, you stop feeling some type of way or when u feel they start keeping things from you. and when u do ya research and find out certain things on ya own and they have a lame as excuse as why they haven't old u something or they claim it was something small it wasn't worth mentioning, but yet they become more distant, thats when the bigger problems occur and you go from almost never arguing 2 trying 2 cut each others throats, and things are never the same when someone feels like there being lied 2 i'm just venting lol long story short, i just dont think the friends with benefits work in the long haul lol... cuz it drives u crazy!!

racist?

Just Finishing watching "Do The Right Thing" which is a classic, up there with "Harlem Nights and "Malcolm X" classic african american cinema that most of you teeny boppers on this site never watched or heard of, anywho i'm not trying to school u on this thread, i have a question, am i wrong for cracking the fuck up laughing after watching this scene from the movie? and am i wrong for agreeing with some of the insults that were said?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOxOR3x8FBQ